D8 A Potter Scandal?
Harry had entered the great hall to be greeted in the worst way possible. All eyes, of students, professors, and Mrs. Norris, were looking directly at him. All was quiet. The Slytherins were smirking, the Griffindors looked sympathetic, and the professors looked concerned, as if they were waiting for him to explode at any moment. Harry considered turning around and going back to bed, but decided he had better figure out what was going on.
He took his usual seat near a very annoyed looking Ron, and looked across the table to see Hermione seething mad. Instead of yelling as he expected she would, she just tossed a copy of the Daily Prophet at him. Oh, so thats it
what now! he thought pathetically.
Boy-Who-Lived may Fancy Boys
(Special Correspondent: Rita Skeeter)
In reviewing recent events in Harry Potters love life, we have good reason to believe that he indeed fancies blokes! He has profusely denied his involvement with the his elledgedly former gir